Hera



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Nicknames: Here and Juno(only in Rome)
== Favorite Songs:[|Ruin] by Lamb of God, [|All Nightmare Long] by Metallica, [|Bloodline] by Slayer, [|Rammstein] by Rammstein, and [|Faceless] by Godsmack. I love these songs because they help me deal with my anger when Zeus cheats on me. Again. ==
 * == Status: Married ==
 * == Friends:Aphrodite, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Athena, Demeter, Eris, Eros, Fates, Furies, Hades, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, and Poseidon. ==
 * == Blocked: Zeus ==
 * == Currently lives in Paris. I live in Paris because people fall in love there and I try my hardest to let them have long and happy marriages. It is located at 48°N, 2°E. ==
 * == Favorite Movies: Juno because it's my nickname, Forrest Gump, and Jason and the Argonauts. ==
 * == Origin: My father was Cronus, who was a mean dad so he ate us at birth. We sat in his belly for a while which was disgusting. Then Zeus freed us and together, me and my brothers, we managed to trap him in the Underworld. My mother is Rhea who helped Zeus overthrow Cronus. ==
 * == Symbol: Birds, Snakes, pomegranate, and sometimes the earth. (Although my favorite is the bird because I love peacocks. ==
 * == Powers: I have superhuman strength so people shouldn't mess with me. I am resistant to injury but I can still be hurt. I can fly which can be pretty fun. I can change my shape which I use when I go to earth so that I don't scare the mortals. I can make myself and other things invisible. Unfortunately, other gods can still see these things that I turn invisible. I can also teleport to different dimensions like earth and Mount Olympus. ==
 * == Favorite Myth: My favorite myth would be about me of course. But it is mostly about my revenge. Zeus commonly cheats on me with mortal women and nymphs. Since I can't take out my anger on Zeus directly, I have to target the women that he cheats on me with. My most favorite story of revenge involves a woman named Semele. Since Zeus promised to give her any wish that she wanted, I simply had to take advantage of the opportunity. So, I went to her in the form of a mortal and suggested that she should wish that Zeus would show his true form to her. And the best part is that the idiot actually did it! So Zeus reluctantly showed his true form to her with lightning bolts and everything. So, Semele burst into flames immediately and died. I still think of this plot as my favorite and I simply can't wait to try it on another mortal. Unfortuantely, I think Zues will now think twice before granting anymore wishes. ==
 * == Least Favorite Myth: My least favorite myth is about Hercules. Yet again, Zeus cheated on me so I had to go and attack Hercules, one of his multiple sons. I seriously think that Zeus would have gotten the idea not to cheat on me when I attack his children that are made without my involvement. So, when Hercules was born I decided to send two snakes to finish off the job quickly. But, I had underestimated him and the two snakes were strangled by a baby. I can't believe that I lost to a baby! I was so angry. He was a demigod but he should have died easier than that. So, I did another few that I thought would have worked but he kept on going. I got so angry that I drove him temporarily insane. Fortunately, he killed his own wife and children. But, I had just ruined a marriage which made me feel guilty but only temporarily. Then, when Hercules was in his ship, I sent a storm to try to drown him and the crew. Zeus got so fed up with me that he hung me by my wrists off Mount Olympus. Plus, anvils were attached to my feet. That was so embarrassing. I just wish that Zues wouldn't mistreat me like that. I hate that myth and wish that it had never happened. The gods on Mount Olympus still talk about it. I sometimes feel like my life is about to end but unfortunately, I'm immortal so it isn't that easy to avoid this stuff. ==
 * == Interests: It is safe to say that I am obsessed with marriage. I love watching weddings. I have watched most weddings that involve famous people. I hate it when people marry when they don't like each other. This mostly happens in Las Vegas when everyone is drunk so I prefer staying in Paris. I also like putting people in misery. I mostly put Zeus' children and their mothers in lots of pain or I just kill them. I am also obsessed with knowing where my husband is. I have to follow him to know who his children are and who are their mothers. ==
 * == Favorite Sport teams: Boston Red Sox and New York Giants.==
 * ==Allusions: I help weddings and marriages work together. Sometimes, a wedding is almost ruined and I have to come in and fix everything without anyone noticing something weird. I also have helped mortals that work in marriage counseling so that marriages run more smoothly.==
 * == Contact info-Aim: uberhera0153@goddzzz.com ==


 * == Email: uberhera0153@ubergods.com ==


 * ==This picture is of me. I had a statue making contest with several master statue makers. This is a picture of the winning statue. I can't remember who made it but I rewarded him with a magical tool that would help him make better statues.==

The Myth of Zues and Io
media type="youtube" key="UYSLxr6-TNA" height="344" width="425" ==This is the story of Zues and Io. I am posting this to show the other people that visit this site exactly how bad Zues is. I just wish that I had won in the end instead of Zues. I still can't beleive that Io and Zues managed to get away with it.==


 * ==Well, this may not be my life story but now you have an idea of what my life is like. It is miserable thanks to Zues. Not all of the fault goes to him but he is pretty much ruining our marriage. I wish I could get a divorce and I have already tried but he always seems to bring me back and then betray me. Again. I've pretty much given up but I'm still going to try to make his life a little miserable too. So Zues had better watch his back.==

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