Hephaestus

 Age: I stopped counting at 3000. Mood: ANGRYYY. Caught Aphrodite cheating on me last night%^&%$^!!!#$%#$^&% Contact Information- Email: bcuzimkewl@yahoo.com AIM: BeCuZZiIZkewl_xD
 * HEPHAESTUS (VULCAN)

ABOUT ME.**

I'm the God of blacksmith's fire, yoooo, and my symbol is the war-hammer and the blacksmith's hammer. My past is a bit murky, you know? I mean its not like a I remember because I was just a boy but rumors go around. So people say that supposedly my mother, Hera, didn’t like the looks of me so she tossed me off a cliff. Come on, what the heck?! A cliff, just because I’m ugly? I can’t help it… Anyway, supposedly I fell for a whole day before landing in the water. Mind you, I’m a baby and babies can’t swim. Some friendly nymphs came to my rescue and brought me to the island of Lemnos, where I grew up and created my palace in a volcano. I then married Aphrodite and we moved to scenic Newark, New Jersey. See that arrow? I live there. YEAH. I own the whole building.

So anyway, more about me. My wife, Aphordite, is a very beautiful woman. I feel honored to have her. But last night I caught her cheating on me with Aries. MAN, I HATE THAT GUY. Yeah, so I devised and evil plan to catch the two. I fashioned this metal net that I was pretty sure that no one could escape from, and I spied on Phro while she was in bed. I found that Aries was next to her, NAKED, and I dropped the net down on the two of them. I then brought them before the rest of the Gods. But you know what? They all LAUGHED at me. Man I was MAD. Sometimes I really feel like no one likes me ):



** Yeah. That is me. You're all jealous cuz I'm one hot piece of MAN. **
**I throw my god-hammer around like I'm the boss, everyone respects me, man. When I think my wifey is cheating on me, I throw my hammer down on the table and she gets //real// quiet. But I know she loves me deep down inside ;)** **Personaly, l enjoy weight lifting and working out. I also have fun making wepons for war. Don't hate. I like to chill and hang with the wife and stuff. Video games and music are a major part of my life too, so yeah. I'm not the most powerful god, so what? I'm highly respected and always will be because I make weapons for war. Yeah and I also make the lightning bolts and arrows for the other Gods.

TV Shows: Star Trek (only because of the Vulcans), Spongebob, My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake and Dora the Explorer.

Movies: Saw 1-6

__Top Friends:__** Zeus Hera Appolo Yeah, they're my homies ;]
 * Aphrodite

__Blocked:__ Shelley Campbell All Owl City / Britney Spears / Fallout Boy / Micheal Jackson fans.**


 * I play video games, too, cuz I'm cool like that. See, I play Guitar Hero, Halo 3, and My Little Pony.

Favorite Bands: Led Zeppelin Pearl Jam MGMT Aerosmith Guns N' Roses System of a Down KoRn Rush

Now playing: Pearl Jam - Alive (live)**
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The Used - Burning Down the House

Because I'm the fire god.. get it? lol ;] **

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 * Rush - The Trees (live) **

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"Hepheastus." //Hephaestus"// Ed. MMVI Encyclopedia Mythica. MMVI Encyclopedia Mythica™., 03 Mar. 1997. Web. 30 Sept. 2009. .

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